Since last year's were such a hit... may I present:

Danielle's Grammy Awards Awards:

Thanks for Not Singing "Angel" Award
▪ Sarah McLaughlin

I Like the Way You Move Award
▪ The Outkast dancers

We Get the Point Award
▪ Beyonce warbling "I love you" over and over

Get Down with Your Legwarmers Award
▪ Fergie

My Argument in Steve's Girls-Want-Big-Burley-Guys Debate
▪ Taboo

Sucks to be a Soundman Moment
▪ Celine's Luther Tribute

Phenomenon that Still Escapes Me Award
▪ Alicia Keys

I Want to Love You But I Can't Performance
▪ Sting, Dave, Sting, Pharrell (Good in theory, less so in practice.)

Hair Frizz to Rival My Own Award
▪ Xtina

Still Hot After All These Years Award
▪ Prince