Do you know what day it is?

That's right, kids!

It's the first day of Survivor Orange Magnolia! So whether you're a Survivor fanatic or if you quit watching the moment Richard Hatch first dropped trow, the time is now.

There really is no science to this. Frankly, you don't even have to watch the show. Last season I just pulled names out of the air. "Martin gets voted off this week. There is no one named Martin? Uhh, then I'll go with Rob."

So go check out this season's teams, and then go here to post your predictions for this week's episode.

1. Which tribe (men or women) will win the first Reward Challenge (1 point)? Men
2. Which tribe (men or women) will win the first Immunity Challenge (1 point)? Men
3. Who will be the first Survivor voted out of the tribe? (1 point) Scout (though this makes me sad, because my junior high science teacher called me Scout)

Bonus Question:
4. Which of the female tribe members will show off her bikini first? Dolly
5. Which tribe will get fire first? Men (I think this is part of the reward)

Bonus Bonus Question:
Where the heck is Vanuatu? Kinda over down there in the ocean.

Dangit, I need to go home and reset my VCR. Wrong channel. I need TiVO.

Quotes that Made Me Laugh
"Nothing like a buffet to make me sing like I'm friggin' Oliver."
--Tournament of Stuff

"But here's the thing. Open the wrapper like you would if you were going to swallow the stuff. But instead of swallowing, snort that stuff up. You might want to take two powders, one for each nostril. Now, it won't necessarily make what you're worrying about go away. But it'll give you a whole new, much more immediate and intense burning pain to worry about."
--BSTommy