It's Not All Bad
I talked to my mom tonight, and she wished me a very merry half-birthday. Woo-hoo.
And I coined the most awesome term ever! I was telling Steve that I burnt my mouth on my 350-degree K.A.C.
To which he replied, "kac? wtf is kac?"
"Kick-Ass Casserole," I explained. "It could be kick-asserole."
Here's the recipe...
My Sister's Kick-asserole
Here's what you need:
▪ 1 package raw chicken tenders (even better if they have the pre-sliced stuff for fajitas)
▪ A couple big broccolis
▪ 1 can cream of mushroom soup
▪ 1 can cream of celery soup
▪ 1 package mozerella cheese
▪ 1 can French fried onions (optional... but really... is there any question here?)
▪ A double-boiler-steamer pan or a metal strainer that fits into a pan
Here's what you do:
▪ Preheat oven to 350 degrees
▪ Start boiling a couple inches of water in a pan
▪ Cut the chicken into bite-sized pieces... making sure to get rid of all those icky parts that you end up chewing on forever before you discreetly spit out. (Totally sucks if you have issues with raw meat like I do.)
▪ Put chicken in boiling water and stir
▪ Cut broccoli into little bite-sized trees. (Choppin' broccoleeee-eee. Choppin' broccolye-eye. She's choppin' she's choppin' she's choppin...)
▪ Please someone get that joke
▪ Wash broccoli trees and either in the strainer or the double-boiler, steam them above the boiling chicken until tender -- chicken should be done by then too.
▪ Drain water.
▪ Mix chicken and broccoli with as much cheese as you want and then mix in enough of the soups to make it moist and casseroley.
▪ Put in oven-safe pan. Cover. And heat until cheese is melted. 40 minutes is a good guestimation. (You can put cheese on top too if you're really into that.)
▪ Add french fried onions before serving.
▪ Careful... will burn your mouth.
Observation
Tonight's moon looks like a big black and white cookie.
"The key to eating a black and white cookie, Elaine, is you want to get some black and some white in each bite. Nothing mixes better than vanilla and chocolate. And yet, still, somehow racial harmony eludes us. If people would only look to the cookie. All our problems would be solved." -- Jerry Seinfeld
I talked to my mom tonight, and she wished me a very merry half-birthday. Woo-hoo.
And I coined the most awesome term ever! I was telling Steve that I burnt my mouth on my 350-degree K.A.C.
To which he replied, "kac? wtf is kac?"
"Kick-Ass Casserole," I explained. "It could be kick-asserole."
Here's the recipe...
My Sister's Kick-asserole
Here's what you need:
▪ 1 package raw chicken tenders (even better if they have the pre-sliced stuff for fajitas)
▪ A couple big broccolis
▪ 1 can cream of mushroom soup
▪ 1 can cream of celery soup
▪ 1 package mozerella cheese
▪ 1 can French fried onions (optional... but really... is there any question here?)
▪ A double-boiler-steamer pan or a metal strainer that fits into a pan
Here's what you do:
▪ Preheat oven to 350 degrees
▪ Start boiling a couple inches of water in a pan
▪ Cut the chicken into bite-sized pieces... making sure to get rid of all those icky parts that you end up chewing on forever before you discreetly spit out. (Totally sucks if you have issues with raw meat like I do.)
▪ Put chicken in boiling water and stir
▪ Cut broccoli into little bite-sized trees. (Choppin' broccoleeee-eee. Choppin' broccolye-eye. She's choppin' she's choppin' she's choppin...)
▪ Please someone get that joke
▪ Wash broccoli trees and either in the strainer or the double-boiler, steam them above the boiling chicken until tender -- chicken should be done by then too.
▪ Drain water.
▪ Mix chicken and broccoli with as much cheese as you want and then mix in enough of the soups to make it moist and casseroley.
▪ Put in oven-safe pan. Cover. And heat until cheese is melted. 40 minutes is a good guestimation. (You can put cheese on top too if you're really into that.)
▪ Add french fried onions before serving.
▪ Careful... will burn your mouth.
Observation
Tonight's moon looks like a big black and white cookie.
"The key to eating a black and white cookie, Elaine, is you want to get some black and some white in each bite. Nothing mixes better than vanilla and chocolate. And yet, still, somehow racial harmony eludes us. If people would only look to the cookie. All our problems would be solved." -- Jerry Seinfeld
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