Wednesday, June 16, 2004

* * * Breaking News * * *
Ravishing Replacement Chosen for View Makeover When High-Maintenance Honey Gets Uninvited
ORLANDO, FL -- With evidence that being kind and cordial pays off in the end, Leslie finds herself getting ready to fly to New York with Manda tomorrow... not to accompany her, but rather because she too is getting a look-like-a-celebrity makeover on The View.
    The adventure began when Leslie told Manda about the look-like-a-celebrity make-over that she had sent her picture in for considera-tion. She had been talking to producers when Manda also sent in her photo (and sympathy story of being a new mom and needing a makeover) thus distracting producers from Leslie--narrowly ooching her out of contention.
    The day before the makeovers were set to take place, Ms. Leslie received a phonecall from the producers grovelling at the thought of their mistake. She had handled her defeat with such grace that they quickly turned to her when one of their other makeoverees turned out to be a royal pain in the arse.
    Look out, New York -- here they come. Makeovers tomorrow. Live on The View next Tuesday.
Because This is My Life
(Only some people will get the significance of this.) How would you feel if it was your work-from-home day, and therefore you were feeling pretty unkempt to begin with? And then how would you feel if you were busy scrubbing the cupboards in the kitchen and look up to see this guy standing in your kitchen? Yeah, that was how I felt last night. Mental note: Be ready to be seen at all times... even your own home is not safe.

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Happy Birthday, Mom! Love you bunches. See you soon!

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