Nap-on, Nap-off... the Napper
I am normally not much of a nap person. I generally exist in a semi-sleep-deprived state. Today I curled up with a pillow on the couch and thought I might close my eyes for a couple seconds. That was at 5:30. At 11:30, I had to force myself to get up in order to not spend the night there. Now I just feel yucky.

This is one of the funniest (and truest) things I've read in a long time.