I'm having a [god]baby!
So no one involved is Catholic (anymore), but Manda asked me to be Verbena's godmother. After a brief period of concern about what this would involve should Jack & Manda pass on prematurely... and all of us knowing I'm sure not ready to be raising any children that I can't give back to their parents eventually... I said yes, of course. Much gushing ensued. And then:

D: Oh... oh... can I be her fairy godmother?
M: No -- that will be Erik.

So mean... yet so funny all at the same time. :)