Junk Mailers
I hate getting junk mail myself. But the junkmail that comes to our office is always quite interesting. Nothing seems to ever be addressed to the correct party; it's always some mangled spelling of one of our names or the name of one of our clients. But today we had something new. This particular flyer had one of the guys who work here as the first name... and one of our client's album titles as the last name. Funny stuff.

I Try My Hardest to Try at All
I know I shouldn't link to this. I know I shouldn't link to this. I don't want any harm to come to this person, but when you go and post something like your username and password, don't you deserve to be played with just a little bit?