Random Ebay Item:
Scary Clown with Bubbling Brain Lavalamp

Hero Machine: Make your own hero.
~I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero till the end of the night
he's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast
and gotta be fresh from the fight~

HORSE: the band... just when you thought you've heard it all... they call their genre "nintendocore". It's pretty hilarious.

Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid.
This is disturbing. I was pretty sure that legwarmers are one of the top four fashion trends that should not be allowed to recur.