Sarcasmo the Great
Boss: How do I make a hyperlink?
Me: Hmm?
Boss: I want to send a link to the website.
Me: Click your heels three times and type the address.

I can only guess that I must be allergic to Elm and Cedar/Juniper trees based on what I found at pollen.com. I want to scratch my face off and poke my eyes out. At least I'm going to the land of no pollen tomorrow -- of course, eveything up there just got buried in snow yesterday. I can't really win.