Question:
Why did the chicken cross the road?

Answer:
"We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here."
--George W. Bush

"This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it."
--Saddam Hussein

"You saw it cross the road with your own eyes! How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?"
--Fox Mulder

"Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?"
--Albert Einstein

"I missed one?"
--Colonel Sanders