Danielle's Grammy Awards Awards

Most Awful Sound Engineering
• No Doubt's performance near the beginning of the show

Flat & Proud Award
• Gwen Stefani

Best Dressed Male (pre-show)
• Nelly
• Usher
• Raphael Saadiq

Most Sucky Programming Trend
• Let's have the artist perform right before winning their award

I-Liked-the-Song-before-I-Heard-You-Perform-It-Live Award
• "Cry" by Faith Hill

Best Live Duo Performance
• James Taylor (I love this man!) and Yo Yo Ma.

Most Fraggle-Rock Moment
• Chris Martin during the breakdown of "Politik" (though it was a lovely performance, I have to admit)

Best Acceptance Speech from Someone Who Had to Beat Jimmy Fallon
• Robin Williams

Sleeping Censor Moment?
• The obscene gesture on the back of Avril's tux jacket

Strongest Ankles Award
• Nelly's dancers (jumping around in those stilettos)

Most Awkward Segue
• Between "Hot in Herre" and "Dilemma", again and again

Somebody in the Sound Booth Who Should Be Shot
• Whoever was behind the board mixing The Boss's performance (background singers? yeah, they should be in the background.)

Most Painful Butchering of an Intro
• Erykah Badu

Best Audience Shot
• Cyndi Lauper grimacing after Ashanti's performance

Best Tribute to The BeeGee's
• *Nsync

Glinda the Good Witch Award
• Aretha Franklin

Absent from the Tribute List
• Grant C. (your talent and vision is missed)

Most Well-Deserved Sweep
• Miss Norah Jones