Enron Merchandise! Get your Enron Merchandise! Online asset auction of the year. Don't miss your chance to own a plastic Enron beer mug (with colored logo), a sailing ship model (because you know you want one), semi trucks filled with jelly beans, or even some orange stress balls. Hmm... maybe my Teligent crap will be worth something someday.

This is a pretty spectacular Star Wars spin-off.