Handy Latin Phrases

Vescere bracis meis.
Eat my shorts.

Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est.
Yes, that is a very large amount of corn.

Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscripti catapultas habebunt.
When catapults are outlawed, only outlaws will have catapults.

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