I should know better, but here's a random phrase I never thought I'd run into on the internet:
Why I've Appeared on Geraldo Rivera's Show 5 Times

I tried not to do it, but once I started, I couldn't stop... WWWF Grudge-Match.com
Current match: Adrian Cronauer vs. Dr. Johnny Fever

You should also check the archives for some other gems... such as Thundercats vs. Masters of the Universe, M*A*S*H vs. ER, Martha Stewart vs. Kathie Lee Gifford, MacGuyver vs. The A-Team, and many more.

I suggested Bob Ross vs. Christopher Lowell.


Which "Saved By The Bell" Character Are You?