I have no idea who Scott Whiteley is, but I came across his Rantings of an Unexploded Scotsman tonight. Only one entry, but it is hilarious. This is my sense of humor, right there.

Had a bit of a tornado scare tonight. I'm a big fan of thunderstorms and all their lightning/thunder goodness, but I have seen Twister. I know the fear of the funnel. You don't mess around with that. Mother Nature deserves a little respect.


Sometimes life is one big turn-lane. Things buzzing by you on the right. Others coming at you head-on from the left. And then there is you. Sitting there in the middle going nowhere... just waiting for a chance to turn.