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I'm at Manda's. Somehow she and Jack have gone to a dinner party, and I am here with the little pooper. We just had a toxic-waste diaper experience. Remind me of these things when I get married. I don't know how one gets used to that mess!

I can barely talk about what we did this afternoon, but it involves Tiffany. It was her idea.

Tomorrow we're ditching the man and the babe and heading to Universal.